Behold the Obsidian Noir Hoodie—a midnight masterpiece. Crafted from obsidian threads, it whispers urban tales with an emblem of mystery. Join the nocturnal league in style. 

• Unisex fit
• Jersey-lined hood
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece

Envelope yourself in the "MrBallen Strange, Dark & Mysterious Plaid Sherpa Blanket" and drift effortlessly into deep delta-wave sleep rejuvenating your mind like a Himalayan monsoon. Ideal for fans who cherish chilling tales, this ultra-soft blanket softly upgrades your rest as you listen to MrBallen’s soothing narratives. Experience a night of deep comfort and subtle intrigue with this essential sleep companion.

• Made Of: 100% polyester.
• Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for the longest life.

Spread the tales of your favorite storyteller by wearing this soft T-Shirt bearing the iconic family crest of the SDM community.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric

Take your favorite stories on the go with the MrBallen Travel Mug, engraved with his iconic logo. This durable mug keeps your drink at the perfect temperature, whether you're braving the morning commute or settling in for a late-night listen. A must-have for fans on the move!

• This double-wall, vacuum insulated tumbler is perfect for on the go drinks!
• Made with high-grade stainless steel the tumbler provides excellent temperature retention for cold or hot beverages.
• It's BPA free with a no-sweat exterior, has a convenient cup holder friendly design
• Care: dishwasher safe. The laser engraved design is permanently etched in the tumbler's powder coat finish. No flaking or peeling, it's made to last.

A garment embroidered with peculiar tales. Each fiber of this crewneck whispers a cryptic narrative. Cloak yourself in comfort.

• 100% organic cotton exterior
• Raglan sleeves
• Brushed fleece lining

Sip in mystery with our Ceramic Skeleton Thumb Mug. Hot liquid alchemy, and the bony white remains of the vanquished like button emit an evil mirth.

• Ceramic
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

A vivid, frighteningly illustrated graphic novel collection of nine strange, dark, and mysterious stories, based on true events, from the mind behind the YouTube channel and hit MrBallen Podcast John Allen, known popularly as "MrBallen," has been enthralling audiences with his unique brand of storytelling ever since he burst onto the scene, covering strange and mysterious phenomena ranging from the unexplained screaming heard in parts of Nahanni Valley, the Kandahar Giant found in Afghanistan, UFOs appearing at a cattle ranch in Utah, and Allen's own brush with the paranormal. Deeply researched and seriously compelling, the show rapidly gained a devoted fanbase for the raconteur himself and for the rarely-before-covered unsettling occurrences and true crimes that have taken place throughout the world. In MrBallen Presents: Strange, Dark & Mysterious, Allen reveals the creepy underbelly of the human experience, charting bizarre and downright terrifying instances of the paranormal, the horrors of the natural world, and the danger of our own minds. With new, exclusive stories and in collaboration with New York Times bestselling graphic novelist Robert Venditti and acclaimed comic book artist Andrea Mutti, this is a haunting collection filled with twists and surprises that will leave you thoroughly spooked.

• Format: Hardcover  
• Pages: 208
• Author: MrBallen, Andrea Mutti (Illustrated by), Robert Venditti (Contributions by)
• Size: 9.3" x 7.3" x 0.9"

Dazzle your reality with our Holographic Sticker Set. A spectral dance in every peel, transforming the ordinary into a mesmerizing kaleidoscope of likes gone by.

• 4 in x 4 in
• Hot-embossed, which creates a deep 3D pattern
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Disclaimer: Please note that this product is suitable for indoor use only.

Introducing the cozy Cuffed Beanie—your crown of comfort in the realm of chill. This beanie doesn't just hug your head; it cradles your mind.

• Made of: 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
• Size: 12in (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic
• Care: Hand washable

Elevate your beverage experience with the MrBallen Skeleton Thumb Coasters—a fusion of macabre charm and practicality. Crafted for those who appreciate the strange, dark & mysterious in coaster form.

• These slate coasters will make a wonderful addition to your home, bar, or as a housewarming gift.
• Measures: 4".
• Made Of: Black slate.
• Care: Spot clean with warm water.