MrBallen Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt
Dive into the festive season with the MrBallen Christmas Sweater. Perfect for those who enjoy a twist on tradition, this cozy crewneck features designs inspired by mysterious tales. Subtly blending the strange and dark with holiday cheer, it's the ideal attire for gatherings where every moment becomes a story worth sharing.
- Relaxed fit, mid-weight, 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester.
- Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage, pullover crew, drop shoulder, crew neck, sleeve cuff ribbing.
- Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach, tumble dry, dry clean, or iron. Line dry.
MrBallen Haunted Holiday House Enamel Pin
Capture a hint of holiday mystery with the exclusive "MrBallen Haunted Holiday House Enamel Pin." Inspired by the strange and dark, this limited-edition pin won't linger for long. Get yours now, before it slips away like a shadow in the night.
- Size of pin: 1.1 in x 1.75 in.
- Limited edition, uniquely numbered, only 500 units available.
MrBallen Holiday Hoodie
Cozy up this season with the MrBallen Holiday Hoodie, featuring a unique wreath design that adds a dark twist to holiday cheer. This premium hoodie has a heavier weight with a soft fabric, perfect for winter weather or late-night podcast binges.
- 80/20 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend.
- Generous fit with a fleece-lined hood, double stitching on all seams for durability, ribbing at cuffs and waistband.
- Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach, tumble dry, dry clean, or iron. Line dry.
MrBallen Haunted Holiday Wreath Enamel Pin
Capture a hint of holiday mystery with the exclusive "MrBallen Haunted Holiday Wreath Enamel Pin." Inspired by the strange and dark, this limited-edition pin won't linger for long. Get yours now, before it slips away like a shadow in the night.
- Size of pin: 1.21 in x 1.75 in
- Limited edition, uniquely numbered, only 500 units available.
MrBallen Haunted Holiday Poster
Adorn your space with the MrBallen Haunted Holiday Poster, where festive spirit meets a shadowy twist. Ideal for fans who favor the darker side of holiday décor, this unique piece is not just for decoration. Hang it up to cover your secret passage, much like the clever concealment in Shawshank Redemption, adding a layer of mystery to your festive ensemble.
- Made of: Premium satin photo paper and pigment based ink.
- Additional information: Poster does not include frame and will be shipped in an individual tube mailer.
MrBallen Strange, Dark and Mysterious Hat
Stay cool and collected with the MrBallen Hat—a dark, sleek design built for comfort and mystery. The breathable mesh back keeps you fresh, while the crisp brim delivers just the right amount of edge. Topped with the iconic logo patch, it's the perfect blend of style and intrigue for any fan.
- Richardson 112 Trucker Cap - a classic trucker cap design shaped by more than 50 years of cap-making expertise, popular for its undeniable quality and versatility.
- Six-panel construction, premium materials and craftsmanship, and the cotton sweatband provides comfort for all-day wear.
MrBallen Strange, Dark & Mysterious Plaid Sherpa Blanket
Envelope yourself in the "MrBallen Strange, Dark & Mysterious Plaid Sherpa Blanket" and drift effortlessly into deep delta-wave sleep rejuvenating your mind like a Himalayan monsoon. Ideal for fans who cherish chilling tales, this ultra-soft blanket softly upgrades your rest as you listen to MrBallen’s soothing narratives. Experience a night of deep comfort and subtle intrigue with this essential sleep companion.
- Made Of: 100% polyester.
- Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry for the longest life.
MrBallen Travel Mug
Take your favorite stories on the go with the MrBallen Travel Mug, engraved with his iconic logo. This durable mug keeps your drink at the perfect temperature, whether you're braving the morning commute or settling in for a late-night listen. A must-have for fans on the move!
- This double-wall, vacuum insulated tumbler is perfect for on the go drinks!
- Made with high-grade stainless steel the tumbler provides excellent temperature retention for cold or hot beverages.
- It's BPA free with a no-sweat exterior, has a convenient cup holder friendly design
- Care: dishwasher safe. The laser engraved design is permanently etched in the tumbler's powder coat finish. No flaking or peeling, it's made to last.
MrBallen Strange, Dark & Mysterious Calendar
If you're a fan of your dates being notated in Julian format, you have come to the right item. Welcome a year of intrigue with the MrBallen Calendar, your guide through 12 months of mystery. Each page is a canvas featuring artwork inspired by his mind bending tales. It's the perfect companion for anyone who craves organization imbued with mystery. Ideal for adding a unique twist suitable for work or home.
- 12 Month Calendar
- Paper pages bound with a silver-color metal wire
- Size: 11" x 17"
- Paper weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
MrBallen Signature Flannel Shirt
Wrap yourself in a flannel so luxurious, even the fabric is caught napping. Each fiber has been artfully raised through a process that’s a little like daydreaming—soft, warm, and completely indulgent. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a cozy retreat, where the fine, napped texture welcomes you to relax in style. Perfectly suited for chilly days or simply when you need an excuse to hit pause, this flannel is more than just fabric—it’s an invitation to lounge like you mean it.
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100% . 5 oz. Cotton, Yarn Dyed Plaids (not printed).
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Pre-washed to reduce residual shrinkage.
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We recommend washing in warm (not hot) water and dryer set to low temperature.